Things I'll do once I ORD

I realise there are a lot of things that I can do once I ORD. Call it the rant before I cut botak and 'training to be a soldier' again...

Might as well list it here...

1) keep long hair
2) get a fringe, and from there...
3) get dreadlocks (yeah yeah i ripped it off from derek's idea...)
4) get an ear piercing...
5) get brazilian wax
6) get a tattoo
7) dye hair (subject to parental approval)
8) play frisbee like crazy
9) play beach frisbee like crazy
10) get my class 3 license (if i can't get my 7000km in time)
11) drive someone's car once I can drive
12a) get into a uni
12b) go to work (if 12a is impossible)
12bi) as a frisbee instructor
12bii)as a IT programmer

Anything worth looking over on this...?