I'm a BAD Boy.....
SIN #3
Betting
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Well, I took my first bet for Singapore Pools, and I might say....
I just whack the money against whoever is winning...
And I am losing money not mainly because of bad predictions...
I'm losing money because:
1) I tore up a winning ticket before the match was over
2) I just whack. which leads me to losing 50 cents. Heh heh....
And this habit of mine is getting addictive, even though I'm betting small... like 5 bucks per match.
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Well, I can't think of anymore bad things I've done.. :-P, and I am just minutes away from making my final holiday trip overseas before I get into National Service. Meeting relatives, and giving them a last physical impression of me before I go for an "Extreme Makeover". I just hope that they will be more surprise when they see me get a new face that's dark and botak... hahahaha...
And this trip is far more special... because of my cousin is finally going with us into Malaysia after his parents' change of mind. You see, he was actually my youngest brother that was given away to my aunt to be adopted. And he was very cherished by my aunt as he is to her only son.
The sudden decision of my Aunt and Uncle to allow him to go with us on the trip is really getting to my head... Just why did they loosened their grip on his son? It's like Lee Kuan Yew saying:
"I have decided not to sue people who defame me. Go on politicians, voice out your discontent. SAY I'M AN OLD GEEZER TRYING TO BULLCRAP IN SINGAPORE."
Well, that's all I have to say... will be gone for a week starting now, and sadly, missing out on smooth Brewerkz Beer and the Sexy Frisbee League Parteee..... GO 7-UP! POP!
Be back with a week's blogs... in a week... :-)
Friday, June 18, 2004
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Sins I commited this month PART I
You can see the title yourself... Well things have not changed, except for the fact that I have:
- Graduated
(Yes I know I have been repeating for some time already)
- Used up all my Savings which was for that rainy day.
(Apparently, this is becoming some sort of a Financial Thunderstorm. Now I can't treat Di until I get my first salary. BAH!)
- Been proclaimed "Unemployed" by my parents Up Until Now.
(Which leads to the first salary to be most possible after BMT. GASP!)
- Nearly got into trouble with SMRT.
(!!! Which I will crap more)
- Nearly got into trouble with SBS Transit.
(!!!!!! Which I will crap more)
- Got into trouble with the Money God.
(Yeah, the habit is getting worse...)
- Got a knee injury by jumping like a rabbit too much
(Which means I have an excuse for getting FAT)
Now I shall go on with the SINs that I have committed this month:
Nowadays, my sadistic nature is getting more and more into me. I actually nearly got a job, but the job was such a low blow that I immediately turned down the job after one day of "training".
SIN #1
Getting a job that's close to begging.
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Well, I could have lifted myself out of my "Great Depression", and also get myself to earn at least $30 in three hours. It's just that the money is so cheapo that it's close to whore-ing.
It's GATHERING FUNDS on the behalf of "charity".
Only that you get 30% of the commission of the donations.
So, you might be thinking that the profession is illegal. But the fact that the legal papers are all there resides, so you cannot really get back at them. And they can harass you for all eternity until you hand over 10 bucks over to them and get that voucher/cutesy toy/lucky draw ticket/crap tangling over your head.
I did that for one day... and it sucks. I'll rather give out flyers.
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SIN #2
Nearly Got into trouble with SMRT.
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The Carrrefour Three-Day-PriceBusters Sale was on yesterday, and I went over to buy 30 eggs for $2.25 (Great Deal!). For one thing, the Hypermart's located in the city area, so I had to take some public transport home, which is the MRT.
I am damn unlucky enough to get to squeeze with a bunch of people during rush hour. And I know it's bound to get worse, when you find out that the Bunch becomes a Crowd, and a big Crowd of Ignorant people at that.
Pushing and pushing, I just blew it, and shouted to the nearest pusher.
"Oei!!! I have a tray of eggs near your groin, and if you want others to get the impression that you had an orgasm in the MRT, HUMP THOSE EGGIES!!!"
The crowd stopped pushing. :-)
I could hear the train engines whining in the foreground amid the humane silence.
At that moment, my heart is thumping so hard, with this thought:
"Heng ah, the one I shouted at was a female, or else I could be pounded meat."
Which is suddenly overwritten with:
"WAH HENG AH, the one I shouted at never call the police..."
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SIN #3
Nearly Got into trouble with SBS Transit.
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This is yet another MRT story. This time, it happened on the North-East Line.
I was waiting on the platform for my train, and I found out I needed to wait for 10 minutes for a train(!). Another train came on the opposite platform, and it travels in the opposite direction of my train ride.
The amount of people at my platform is increasing fast, and the travelling distance between the stations in this NE-Line is short. So I took the opposite train.
And la li la, the train went past two stations, and I can see the swarming people on the opposite side of the stations.
I also noticed that the train doors open faster than the platform doors, which takes a while before it starts to open. It started to irritate me.
I decided to get off one station, and as expected, the platform doors was slow in opening. This time round, I forced open the platform door, and blended into the crowd outside to get to the opposite platform. I waited for the train to leave, but NO... the goody train doesn't wanna leave.
My heart started beating rapidly again. Did I not open the doors completely so that the doors can close back so normal? Will some nosey person get out of the train and drag me back from the opposite platform?
My train finally came, and I hid myself, staring at the back view of the train. Thank God the my train left first...
Logically, if I acted like a blur cock, this shouldn't be a problem. There were no warning signs of opening the platform doors, like those on SMRT trains. But I'm obviously delaying traffic, and will be, without doubt, a BIG BIG offence.
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I've been crapping for quite long... will continue tomorrow before I get to malaysia... and Yes, be Prepared for long blogs of Malaysian Goodness... :-)
- Graduated
(Yes I know I have been repeating for some time already)
- Used up all my Savings which was for that rainy day.
(Apparently, this is becoming some sort of a Financial Thunderstorm. Now I can't treat Di until I get my first salary. BAH!)
- Been proclaimed "Unemployed" by my parents Up Until Now.
(Which leads to the first salary to be most possible after BMT. GASP!)
- Nearly got into trouble with SMRT.
(!!! Which I will crap more)
- Nearly got into trouble with SBS Transit.
(!!!!!! Which I will crap more)
- Got into trouble with the Money God.
(Yeah, the habit is getting worse...)
- Got a knee injury by jumping like a rabbit too much
(Which means I have an excuse for getting FAT)
Now I shall go on with the SINs that I have committed this month:
Nowadays, my sadistic nature is getting more and more into me. I actually nearly got a job, but the job was such a low blow that I immediately turned down the job after one day of "training".
SIN #1
Getting a job that's close to begging.
---
Well, I could have lifted myself out of my "Great Depression", and also get myself to earn at least $30 in three hours. It's just that the money is so cheapo that it's close to whore-ing.
It's GATHERING FUNDS on the behalf of "charity".
Only that you get 30% of the commission of the donations.
So, you might be thinking that the profession is illegal. But the fact that the legal papers are all there resides, so you cannot really get back at them. And they can harass you for all eternity until you hand over 10 bucks over to them and get that voucher/cutesy toy/lucky draw ticket/crap tangling over your head.
I did that for one day... and it sucks. I'll rather give out flyers.
---
SIN #2
Nearly Got into trouble with SMRT.
---
The Carrrefour Three-Day-PriceBusters Sale was on yesterday, and I went over to buy 30 eggs for $2.25 (Great Deal!). For one thing, the Hypermart's located in the city area, so I had to take some public transport home, which is the MRT.
I am damn unlucky enough to get to squeeze with a bunch of people during rush hour. And I know it's bound to get worse, when you find out that the Bunch becomes a Crowd, and a big Crowd of Ignorant people at that.
Pushing and pushing, I just blew it, and shouted to the nearest pusher.
"Oei!!! I have a tray of eggs near your groin, and if you want others to get the impression that you had an orgasm in the MRT, HUMP THOSE EGGIES!!!"
The crowd stopped pushing. :-)
I could hear the train engines whining in the foreground amid the humane silence.
At that moment, my heart is thumping so hard, with this thought:
"Heng ah, the one I shouted at was a female, or else I could be pounded meat."
Which is suddenly overwritten with:
"WAH HENG AH, the one I shouted at never call the police..."
---
SIN #3
Nearly Got into trouble with SBS Transit.
---
This is yet another MRT story. This time, it happened on the North-East Line.
I was waiting on the platform for my train, and I found out I needed to wait for 10 minutes for a train(!). Another train came on the opposite platform, and it travels in the opposite direction of my train ride.
The amount of people at my platform is increasing fast, and the travelling distance between the stations in this NE-Line is short. So I took the opposite train.
And la li la, the train went past two stations, and I can see the swarming people on the opposite side of the stations.
I also noticed that the train doors open faster than the platform doors, which takes a while before it starts to open. It started to irritate me.
I decided to get off one station, and as expected, the platform doors was slow in opening. This time round, I forced open the platform door, and blended into the crowd outside to get to the opposite platform. I waited for the train to leave, but NO... the goody train doesn't wanna leave.
My heart started beating rapidly again. Did I not open the doors completely so that the doors can close back so normal? Will some nosey person get out of the train and drag me back from the opposite platform?
My train finally came, and I hid myself, staring at the back view of the train. Thank God the my train left first...
Logically, if I acted like a blur cock, this shouldn't be a problem. There were no warning signs of opening the platform doors, like those on SMRT trains. But I'm obviously delaying traffic, and will be, without doubt, a BIG BIG offence.
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I've been crapping for quite long... will continue tomorrow before I get to malaysia... and Yes, be Prepared for long blogs of Malaysian Goodness... :-)
Monday, June 14, 2004
One Blog in a long time...
This is really killing me...
Good: My First Time Betting with Singapore Pools, Aim For France Win
Bad: England Scored in the First half, and got a penalty
Worse: Tore my Betting ticket at the 80 minute
WAY BAD: France Scored Two Gasp Goals in injury time.
And I LOST 5 Bucks....
Good: My First Time Betting with Singapore Pools, Aim For France Win
Bad: England Scored in the First half, and got a penalty
Worse: Tore my Betting ticket at the 80 minute
WAY BAD: France Scored Two Gasp Goals in injury time.
And I LOST 5 Bucks....
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