Ways to look stupid at bars

No offense, but if there is, give me a note...

WAYS TO LOOK STUPIDIFIED AT A BAR
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• Enter the bar with an NTUC Plastic bag.
• Attempt to leaving staggeredly with a friend in order not to look gay
• Order a glass of fruit punch unknowingly when prodded by the bartender. (Killer Blow)
  
• Get drink meant for ladies or people who can't alcohol for justified reasons.
  
• Fail the attempt to leave the bar.
• Realize that you are short of $2++ and GST and 10% tax for the drink when the bill comes up. (Killer Blow)
  
• Have a friend realize you are out of $$$, and thank god that the extras from your other friends were able to cover the deficit up. (Killer Blow)
  
• Stay silent, get attentive, look stupid.
• Try to hear from the others across the other end of the horizontal bar table.
• You had to let your friend who saved you finanacial ass just now, to start a conversation with you.
  
• Leave the bar
• Enter another bar, and nearly get rejected because the bouncer seems to hate Subaru Polo Tees, and doesn't know the difference between four and five, customers or drinks.
• Get another friend to cover one more drink for you because of the *&$%& $$$ problem. (Killer Blow)
  
• Standing up straight like some kayu at the live band performance. (Killer Blow)
  
• Stay silent, get into the beat, look stupid.
• Enjoy the music like an idiot standing even though the others were like, bobbing heads, in and out to the beat of the great music played.( Killer Blow)
  
• Decide to have nothing to eat because you're not hungry during the break.
• Even if not hungry, realise yet again, you have no !@&#@!#& $$$ and do not wish to trouble your friends anymore.
• Try not to stare at the food your friends are eating. (And remember the punch your friend gave you in CCKS when you stared at his food after you've finished yours.)
• Look like some weirdo on edge.
  
• Get interested in the Oreo Cheesecake recipe the girls are talking about.
• Get back to the Live band performance, paste lazy bum on chair, and see one of the gals go out of the way to get another seat for an aqquaintance you just met.( Killer Blow)
  
• Leave the bar, say bye to friends, and head straight for the ATM, even though you could have done it eons ago, with a little tad inconvenience...( Killer Blow)

More about the outing last night later... got to book in now... :-)